Thursday, May 29, 2014

The 22 Most Shoplifted Items In America

I'm not sure how to pull off pinching a vacuum cleaner, but okay. From Buzzfeed.

22. Kitchen-Aid Mixers

21. High-End Vacuum Cleaners

18. GPS Devices

14. Handbags

12. Jeans

11. Pregnancy Tests

9. Electric Toothbrushes and Replacement Heads

5. Allergy Medicines

4. Baby Formula

2. Energy Drinks

1. Cigarettes

(Full list at Buzzfeed.)

News: Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Booed Offstage in U.K.

Really? Because a pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band sounds like a great idea.
Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band Booed Offstage in U.K.

It was considerably less than a perfect day for Macaulay Culkin's pizza-themed Velvet Underground cover band, the Pizza Underground, when they took the stage over the weekend at the U.K.'s Dot to Dot Festival.

In fact, you might say crowds were beginning to see the light and reject the Pizza Underground's act as maybe a little too cheesy, or perhaps half-baked, even.

The group had finished just one song before the boos began, which escalated into pints of beer being lobbed at the band. "Why are you throwing those? I'd rather drink them," Culkin responded, but he was unable to pacify the crowd, and the band left after just one more song.

(read more)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

News: Man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table, say police

Insert "early withdrawal" jokes here.
Police: Man tried to have sex with ATM, picnic table

MURFREESBORO, Tenn. — A man was arrested after he tried to take advantage of an ATM and a picnic table at a local bar, according to police.

A Murfreesboro Police Department arrest warrant Lonnie J. Hutton, 49, was charged with public intoxication Friday at The Boro Bar & Grille.

"Mr. Hutton entered the bar and walked to the ATM," said Officer Michael Rickard.

"Once at the ATM, Mr. Hutton pulled down his pants and underwear exposing his genitals, Mr. Hutton then attempted to have sexual intercourse with the ATM."

The suspect then walked around the bar wearing no pants while he thrust his hips in the air, witnesses told the officer.

Bar staff then escorted Hutton outside, Rickard said.

(read more)

Questionable Hangover Remedies From Around The World (Of The Day)

For those of you who over-imbibed this weekend.

(See more at Buzzfeed)

Bad Lip-Reading Of The Day: American Idol

Thanks, RachRiot.

Unfortunate Baby Photos Of The Day

So ugly they're cute. Okay, that's a lie. Some are just plain ugly.


Related Posts with Thumbnails